Tuesday 6 December 2011

Online moral high-ground


I’m all for gay marriage, questioning the 1%, getting rid of hunger, ending tyranny, sorting out Aids and cancer, empathising with bullied children on face-smack; I love nothing more than sharing an online moral high-ground before breakfast. A good cause stirs the blood and prolongs erections.  I just think it’s time we gave them some order. On top of the list has to be ridding the world of nuclear weapons. Two men being recognised by the government as married means nothing if, as they say ‘I do’ they’re bleeding from the nostrils due to radiation poisoning. Missing teeth and a mouth full of vomit tends to take the focus of what should other wise be a happy occasion. As for the remaining order of priorities does it really matter?
By all means fight the good fight but it’s quite clear that the powers that be are lining up to attack Iran because they may be building a nuclear weapon. It will start with an increase on sanctions; this will create tension in the region…actually stop! I need not justify why Russia, North Korea, UK , America, France, Belgium, Germany, Italy, the Netherlands and Turkey need to rid their countries of nukies*. (Israel won’t confirm or deny they have nukies, which is fine as they have a deep respect for international law. South Africa, a country known to have dabbled in nukies, claim they’re nukie free. Again, a tolerant country so lets not dwell.) My point is the lack of grace and understanding shown in all of the just causes mentioned above is the very reason why disarming nukies is of the upmost importance.  It only takes one idiot to push the red button and we’re all toast and I’d put my front teeth on that idiot not residing in Iran. So I guess I’m asking if you like my sentiments feel free to share them and even act on them. Otherwise enjoy your weeties.

*I like to call them nukies because it makes them sound cuter. Some of the countries mentioned store American nukies and are able to deploy them.